Saturday, December 19, 2009

Say What?


Now playing: Jurassic 5 - After School Special
via FoxyTunes

I have no reason for the blog, no dramatic dedication or shoutout im simply venting. Today was an all around decent day i would imagine this is what my life would be if i didn't go to school. I was with sam for most of the day then went to work, what a circular boring life to live. See, i suppose that's why im going to school so i don't have to work this minimum wage piece of shit job with hideous uniforms that make me feel like a lesbian every time i clock in. HA! Down side to that? i didn't even do good this semester, why? because i figured that trying to be super involved with my sorority and smoking a lot of pot was a FANTASTIC idea when i should have stayed my ass home those weekends and studied. Ah what a bitter realization, all good things must come to an end because i must admit this semester was the SHIET! another realization? there is a reason i moved up here, to go to school i know my parents dont fund this kind of stuff for nothing.

Goal for January: get my shit together. to be more elaborate, staying completely focused on school, im not going to be active in my sorority (which is totally shitty) so i have next to no excuse for doing poor in school. what to do till then? sit SO pretty on all the dough imma be stackin over winter break and yes boo it will be pretty. nothing but self inducements and relaxation for the next month. holler at that. i have so so so much more to say but i have work in the morning and should be sleeping, muah! will be back with more tomorrow


ex's and oh's <3<3<3

Sunday, December 13, 2009

TAKE 2


After reading my blog i realized there were hella typos.. and im drunk ear blog with my boo. real shit . <3<3<3<3

Ode To The Crazies



To whom this may concern

This one is for all the girls who have ever been called crazy psycho or just not right in the head. This blog is for YOU. People just dont understand what makes us "not right in the head" But for those who often wonder what leads a girl to become crazy imma enlighten you on a thing or two. What makes us mean and irritated isn't the guy who is kind and has our best interests at heart, those are the keepers. Its the lying slick rick baby daddy cheating NO GOOD low life mothafuckas that were mistakenly brought into the world, not for the greater good; no just to tear down the hearts and lives of us. Now i understand that was a little extreme, but, have you ever talked to a crazy girl? i bet they got a story or three about one of these types of guys.

So for the gentlemen that you see above me they my have not directly hurt and lied to me but either a friend or friend of a friend or friend of a friend of many friends. Maybe one or two are one are of my own. So these are the type of men that you must look out for, they are the are the reason do what we do and act the way we act

So for every single woman out there who has had to go bon qui qui on her man more than once, baby girl it is OKAY this is for you. I will not strike down what you did but i am here to praise you for it. for every single woman who has resorted to looking thoroughly through her man's phone GO HEAD cause you and i both know that if your man wasn't acting stupid or shady you would have to do it. and for every girl who has given the infamous stink eye to that chick that walks by thinking that is it okay to "skank smile" while you are standing right next to your significant other... i would expect nothing less. All these fast ass females trying to pick and choose everything that isn't theirs. This is my ode to you crazies because I KNOW from experience of the experience the capabilities of a man and the repercussions that come back on us. There tactful lies and deceitful ways change our sane mentality to one that only a crazy herself or victim could fathom!

You see me and my P were talking right now about how girls think it's okay to flirt and play nice with our men while we aren't around, Like we wont find out through friends acquaintances or the boyfriends themselves. they dont understand what they have coming to them. im talking about facebook creeping texts messages anonymous phone calls infinite voice-mails and for the more advanced crazies direct and aggressive physical contact. You see a boyfriend is something we hold near and dear to our heart, we care about them love them and do what we can for them with the expectation of the same in return. now not all relationships work on this sort of path but the guidelines are general: DONT-MESS-WITH-MY-MAN. i hope i have touched at least one crazy with this blog, i see you boo wee are on the same page. so the next time you have to think twice bout some reckless suspect shit involving your man and another girl dont even think about it, act on instinct boo. and ill be your number one supporter ! HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


*** disclaimer: i have the perfect boyfriend lol so i haven't had the opportunity to be crazy... yet? =)

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

The Blond Beauty

Long and behold miss you had beauty and brains

I was skeptical when I first sat n my seat--->I looked over at you and decided that my third exam grade would be in your hands. And you proved me right above and beyond from what I had expected, I got an above average grade because of your sleepless nights studying. Now, when you write a research paper you must always cite the author to avoid plagiarism and please accept my apologies for not giving you the proper recognition at the time but I had to make sure things were in order before doing so. Hence this entry is for you blond beauty i would like to thank you and your beautiful visible bubble sheet for allowing me to pass my exam. I hope our paths cross one day when I can personally express my gratitude

Tuesday, December 1, 2009